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Currently dying of fandom-related illness.

Things that saved my life (by saved I mean ruined): Harry Potter, Supernatural, Sherlock, Castle, Avengers, Night Vale, Hunger Games, Divergent...

People who ruined my life (by ruined I mean saved): JKR, Kripke, Moffat, Gatiss, Marlowe, Fillion, Roth, Whedon, Padalecki, Ackles, Collins, Cumberbatch, Hiddles, Hemsy, Renner, Evans, Radcliffe...

Watching: Orphan Black, Black Box, American Horror Story, Orange is the New Black, Parks and Recreation

Reading: The Circle, Looking for Alaska

 Gif Request by Greta --> 7.08

dwarfracistpartykingthranduil:

k-iamironman:

singingoah:

apocalyptictacolord:

thoooooooooooooor:

#trying to get my ship to be canon #come on ship #lets go

Unpopular Ship?

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Unknown ship:

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Trying to get other people to ship your ship:

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Ship remains non-canon?

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Ship remains non-canon part 2:

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You ALMOST Ship something:

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Someone ships something you don’t ship?

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Someone insults your ship:

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Ship becomes canon:

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What is the conclusion?  Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.

No, Jack Sparrow is the entity of “shipping”.

When someone shoots your ship down:

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that’s CAPTAIN* Jack Sparrow to you

Accurate is accurate ^^

such professionals….

troyleristhoulife:

berrykillings:

Remember when Nickelodeon had a song about sexual harassment

Never forget

corenevipera:

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES


How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

itsstuckyinmyhead:

American Tumblr Posts Photoset #1

Want to see more country photosets?

British Photoset #2

Canadian Photoset #3

pottersgal71:

My top for the ny ren faire I’m going to this weekend :)

“Come on, Groot, do it for the Vine.”

Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)

"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."

 - Drax, upon hearing this conversation

(via thesylverlining)

simplycameronc:

mexicansblog:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

this made me laugh so hard tbh

tavybby:

he saw the opportunity and took it

me-myself-nobody-else:

awildmeridaappears:

I don’t know what I was expecting but it wasn’t that.

I was expecting everything on earth except this shit what is this

badmoonstilinski:

Hi, excuse me, no one told me that lipstick can change your entire face? like what the fuck?

this-book-has-been-loved:

kissmymahogany:

koopat911:

Notice only 20 shades of gray

It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors

In response to that last comment^^

Yes. It comes from the Hunter-Gatherer days.

Women were the gatherers. They had to be able to discern between the different shades of colors to know which plants were poisonous and which were not.

Men were out hunting, so they didn’t have to worry about that.

Which is why women see “Blood orange” and “crimson” and “scarlet” etc while guys just see “red”.

"Fantastic, Neville! Well done, man."

DB