Things that saved my life (by saved I mean ruined): Harry Potter, Supernatural, Sherlock, Castle, Avengers, Night Vale, Hunger Games, Divergent...
People who ruined my life (by ruined I mean saved): JKR, Kripke, Moffat, Gatiss, Marlowe, Fillion, Roth, Whedon, Padalecki, Ackles, Collins, Cumberbatch, Hiddles, Hemsy, Renner, Evans, Radcliffe...
Currently watching: Orphan Black, Black Box, American Horror Story
Can I put ‘cares more about Dean Winchester’s future than I do about my own’ on my resume? Cause if so I’m good to go.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D meme: [2/4] Characters
Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.
what the fuck
Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical Order…Seductively
If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy
If you’re gay and you fall for a woman
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys
If you’re pansexual and have a preference
What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label.
T H I S
If you’re asexual and get attracted to someone somehow.
Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.
tattoo artist who can encode magic into tattoos but doesn’t want people to know she can so she just puts low-level luck spells on her clients’ bodies without telling them
jeweller who makes body jewellery and pendants which…
… Ever seem like Sam just can’t win?
"Hey, how do you spell Massachusetts?"
"How should I know? Just grab a handful of Scrabble tiles and let fate decide."
this is like a beautiful unicorn of mispellings
Even if your from Massachusetts you barely know how to spell it
damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some
DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E
I wonder if there are Quidditch “street rules” matches where everyone’s taking liquid luck and all spells are fair game
People have died and gone missing due to Quidditch as it is what are you doing
THEY TURN UP IN A MONTH OR TWO IT’S FINE CALM DOWN
gUYS IT’S NOT EVEN HIATUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
However now that it IS Hellatus, this is entirely appropriate
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
Supernatural Season 9 Gag Reel (x)